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lol wasnt that ironic cuz i did weak but i put it in strong tags wait you cant see that cuz ur not codine lol i did it again instead of coding i put codine speaking of coding dese nuts

but srs guys like this is going to be the memoirs of me thomas.

me thomas

December the seknd: today was a nother bad day for thomas the trap engine. today me thomas the trap engine went outsied but i t turns out that i forgot what outside was so i axed muy friend hwo do i see the outside if the outside is everything that is not us. he lookedat me like i was stupid and said silly thomas you are all and everything like the lord jesus christ now why dont you come over later today and enojy our afternoon tea. while i didnt like the idea of having tea yet again the thought of living long enough until then intrigued my curiousity in seeing anotherperson die inside like i have me. but instead of doing any of that i decided to do what thomas tahe trap engine does best and drink some lean witch then amde me very ill so then yeah that was a pretty bad day right totaly.

December the turd

so me thomas the trap engine as im sure we all know who i am right now was okay today. i went outside now kowing what outside was and i went to the store because i ran out of stirofome cups to put all my lean into. so i went to the local jons and i asked the person behind the main counter i asked him hey do you guys have any lean cups and he said yeah of course we do thomas we have the lean cups on isle 69. and i was like woah thats way to many isles man but i like that isle so then i walked to isle 69 which was cool because 69 is what coool people like myself do when we have ourselves good times with other people. so i went down the isle and i saw the cups it was wierd cuz the cups wernt even lean cups they were fat free cups so i walked all the way back to the main counter and i says to the guy hey pal whats the big idea giving me fat free cups and he says but sir thomas all the grass here is mowed with top of the line craftsman mowers with 17 gears and 3 power shifting turbo blades for the dankest cuts on your fresh ass lawn. so i said back to him yeah will i dont appreciate you calling my ass a fresh lawn so i popped a cap in his lieing ass and began to drink lean as i ran from the popo. back to my trill estate here in the bronx. so today was very wird and i dont want anyone to try this stuff at home beacuse i am a trap pro here in the business alright cool thanks guys.

dezember the 6th: its been a while sincei ve written here because thomas the trap engine, as we know, is me, has been under a very horrible lean coma. you sere there is such thing a as having too much lean as such that i have learned being that i am a trap engine and that i comsune a lot of lean. so i wass sitting in my very plain room wich there is nothing but a few aposter of my facorite rappers mister waka the flocka game and the mister youngish gangstr man known asd the bambino the child., so i was sitting in the room and then my favorite friend mr perzy the dankien knocked on my door which was also a very lpain door. the door was white and made of some sort of wood no one ever knows. know one wver knows what kind of wood is the wood that homes their feelings and their life. its a very strange sort of thing., people trust theirs lieves on this unknown wood that surrounds them and protects them from the elements and more leses makes their life livable. it truly is a very dtrange thing and while this was hapopening the whole time my friend perzy was knocking as i was thinking about that yung door wood. so i said come in perzy the world is quite bright inside my room. so he walks in and says wow it trult is bright in here you were quite right about that mr thomas the trap enging. so i said what is it that you want przy the dankien. and he said to me in that very strange voice to me that he usually speaks to me in. he said mr thomas the trap enging i have to ask you about why it is that we are surrounded by such unfimilirar things but yet we never question why or how that we got into those places. sop i said to him that my good frind perzy you just dont seem to understand that there is distinctiong between what is right and what is the unknown that we dont know of. so then perzy realized that i was right all along and preceeded to walk out of my room while doing some river sdancing which is really wierd cazuse he never does that ever. so i drank some lean tp commemorate the occasion and then went right back into a coma which i am then writing about right now in my coma., very wierd.

janurar the seventh of twenty: damn i just came off a dope ass lean tripe. so like i was chilling in my hhouse like the day after that last post and like i was chillin and then my friend came in and he was like dude i came up with the hottes dopest most freshest dankest lean in the history of abraham leanin. so of course i was like yo hit a nigga up wit dat dank shit. and he was like okay but first we have to go back to my house beacuse i built subsonic time chamber to be able to handle all the dankness that we will then be extruding from our bodies nawmean cause this shit is gonna be to dank for us. so i was like shit nigga waht ever just give me dat shit be4 i pass outnawmean lol my mang but srs just les go. so we went to his house and he had this crazy ass shit in th bottom of his house so i was like nigga les do dids and he was like aight. so i sipped this shit and then all of a sudden i go into a world of purp. and i mean like a worlds of purp like mutha fuckin dinos and shit but not barney lol just like prup dinos and shit i was tripping th e fuck out. so until now i just came outta dat whole and know im here tyupung this stupid shit so yo keep a look out for me the purple fiend for dat lean yo but nah for real i might try that shit again even though that shit was crazy as fuck but lol i think my friend be dead yo like fuck that nigga aint sleepn right nawmean hehe heem sleepy lol.

febuary the turd: wow i cant believe its already been like 2 months sense i started this thing. it seems like it was only yesterday i was drinking lean and discovered this crusty dusty computer in my attic. of course you may be thinking but thomas, you know your attic is infested with all the problems you once considered in life. and i know that, its wierd for me to go into the attic but someimtes when you leanin real hard like me, the trap engine, does, then sometimes you just gotta go places you dont normally go such as my creepy ass old ass attic but that's beyond the point. so may main point was was that when i was up in the attic i stumpled on thsi computer and the thing is about this computer is that its this old ass ibm shit like 1996 shit like this shit shouldnt even be running in fac the only thing it can run is some shitty as windows me and god damn we all know that shit sucked but i woudlnt know cause i dont own nor have i ever previously owned a computer but i know that me sucks trust me. so i find this computer and i turn this bitch on using that badass power strip chain i got going from my boi perzy the dankien all the way to my house cause you know i aint pay no energy bills cause that shit is for white bois and queers and i sure as hell aint no white boy but any so i was using the energy chain im stealing from perzy and i power up this old ass computer and the only thing this crappy ass thing has is internet so go on the internet and i make this stupid websit called thomas the trap engine dot com and the thing is about that website is that my computer couldnt even run so instead i decided to make a blog and that was only like 3 months ago and that is why i am posting this super special anniversary post about how i made this blog but yeah for any of you real trap foacks out there reading this shit and are subbed to my youtube page make sure to keep leanin and keep trapppin cause this shit is only gonna get better from here my mang god damn bout to go hit up this purp shit brb niggas.